Recently, the Family Research Council has sent out a letter concerning a new government bill that they oppose.

But what is that right at the head of the letter?





Holy shit!

The President plans to impose homosexuality and silence Christianity in workplaces!

That's right. If that foreign-born Socialist, Barack HUSSEIN Obama, has his way, all of us God-fearing heterosexual men will all be having butt sex by sundown!

We gotta stop this!

What the Federal government deceptively calls the "Employment Non-Descrimination Act" (or EDNA), the Family Research Council more patriotically calls the "Descrimination Against Christians in the Workplace Act" (or DACWA, I suppose). That title better feeds into my homophobic fears.

The FRC further tells me:

Try imagining the federal government as a full partner in the homosexual rights movement. Imagine...

*The government prosecuting a small business owner - perhaps a Christian bookstore - for declining to hire an open homosexual or cross-dresser.

*Your employer telling you to remove the Bible from your desk because it is offensive to the homosexual or cross-dresser he was forced to hire.

*Your church being forced to decide between hiring a man who dresses as a woman to work in the Mother's Day Out or preschool program or face federal investigation.

*Your teen coming home from his faith-based summer camp and telling you his counselor was an openly practicing homosexual.

Unimaginable, you say? The government can't force churches to do that, can it?

It can - if EDNA becomes law.

Now granted, The Human Right Campaign has outlined what the bill states and notes:

The bill explicitly prohibits preferential treatment and quotas and does not permit disparate impact suits. In addition, it exempts small businesses, religious organizations and the military, and does not require that domestic partner benefits be provided to the same-sex partners of employees.

But the Family Research Council claims that the church exemptions are meaningless! And they offer nothing more than the opinion of a Republican congressman to back up that claim! I am fucking terrified here!

All of us red-blooded heterosexual God-fearing American men need to contact our representatives...or the butt sex will commence at sundown!