Monday, February 23, 2009

Alan Keyes needs attention

Back in November, Paul Broun called Obama a Marxist. Now, needing some attention, Alan Keyes has decided to take it up a notch and call Obama a "radical communist".

Also, apparently Alan Keyes is crazy.





No, Obama is not a Socialist nor is he a Communist.

No, not everyone "realizes it's true" because most of the rest of us aren't batshit crazy. Well, I think Gary Busey might be...but even he doesn't believe shit this crazy.

No, Obama is not going to single-handedly destroy America forever. He probably isn't the great savior that his rabid followers made him out to be...but he isn't going to be the cause for America's destruction either.

No, we don't need to "stop him". He is the President. He won it fair and square...unlike his predecessor. The man has been President for a little over a month. Why not give him a little time before making insane pronouncements about Obama?

No, Obama isn't an "abomination". When a man wins 52.9% of the popular vote, he is by definition emphatically not "greatly disliked or abhorred".

No, Obama is not ineligible to be President due to his place of birth. He was born in Hawaii.

Yes, Alan Keyes just might be fucking nuts.

4 Comments:

JollyRoger said...

He's no further gone than that great Klanservative Senator from Alabama. The 'tards all live in their own world, and it seldom intersects with this one.

Silent_Majority said...

We, he may not destroy America but he is sure going to screw it up a whole bunch. He has a good start with the porkulus bill and I have a feeling he will shortly follow it up with porkulus two, the search for more socialism. .The Silent Majority

DB said...

Lol, I jumped on this as well. Keyes represents how radical the right has become. I mean, come on, how many times did Keyes allude to Obama not being the President?? Ignorance of the highest order is on display here, but it is becoming the norm.

J.D. said...

"Porkulus"? Wow. Our first Dittohead.

Maybe this article will enlighten you about your grand leader. Although I doubt it.

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